Transylvania Fable- Legacy of Archaic Arcanum

This hacks anecdote exordium:

Mario & Luigi desired vacation in Transylvania for masquerade jollification during Hallows Eve. Being ambulatory individuals they inquisitively wandered off. Embarking down an elongated tranquil thoroughfare. They ventured forth through tenebrous thickets looking around. A sylvan symbolic scrivenry engraved on deteriorating sign, unveils a grave admonishing. “NO TRESPASSING!” These are archaically forbidden lands, where Dracula’s Castle perennially stands. Mario and Luigi don’t heed warning thus ascend onward. Only discovering a demonously spectral lordliness named D.N has rapacious darkly desire. To insidiously thieve Dracula’s prestigious antiquated acropolis from him.