🐭 So 2 Mice Walk Into a Bar... 🐭







In the adolescent year of 2018, one “stick mice in my head and then beat my head in with a hammer and let them back out” was birthed into the world via a purulent sludge. Quick, hasty, raw, it ended up being a moderate success.
“So 2 Mice Walk Into a Bar…” is not a sequel to that. There is no JUMP Team here. In fact, we hate JUMP Team now. This is instead a spiritual successor which focuses on the most fun aspect of “stick mice…” (quickly designed levels focused around an ASM gimmick of sorts) without the limitations of “stick mice…” (begone sole C3 resources!).
Much of this hack was designed during the month of December 2019, hastily and under the influence. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it.
🐭 Known BSNES / Console Bugs Features 🐭: Show/Hide- Title Screen Mario may not walk properly. This is a feature, because console-compatible Mario enjoys the pleasures of sliding motionlessly - something Snes9x Mario just can’t appreciate. I think ZSNES Mario is dead on arrival.
- Overworld Indicators may not update properly on BSNES / Consoles. This is above our pay grades, but we’d like to update it in the future to fix.
- Sometimes the title screen doesn’t like displaying all the text it’s supposed to. This is okay, I don’t think we should be forced to do stuff we don’t want to.
Extra Files:
human credits part TWO.txt
hi it's idol, here's the credits for the BLDC baserom.
i didn't write it. i think major flare probably did.
if he didn't, he did now. take it away, probably major flare!
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Apologies in advance if we have missed anyone, and please reach out if you see a resource in the hack
that you made which we did NOT give you credit for below.
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Testers who worked way harder and quicker than we deserve
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Gbreezesunset, FPZero
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Graphics
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allowiscous, imamelia, Berk,
Hayashi Neru, Link13, Noivern,
Dakras, Tobio, Hinalyte,
cheat-master30, Black Sabbath, KennyJ,
Skewer, Sonikku, linkunarre,
Buu, Amomario123w, DragonFire6780,
army128, Erik, Doomdragon,
SuperArthurBros, cheeyev, IanBoy,
tcdw, MarioFanGamer, SMW_Hacker17,
Tornado, Brutapode89, The Hacking Yoshi,
Kiatus, Green Jerry, Dan,
ClassicSnesGuy, Dakras, Teyla, Magi
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Blocks
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GreenHammerBro, Major Flare, mikeyk,
MarioE, MarioFanGamer, LX5,
Super Maks 64, Alcaro, edit1754
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Sprites
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Alcaro, Erik, Major Flare,
Mandew, edit1754, RussianMan,
Blind Devil, mikeyk, Sonikku,
dahnamics, imamelia, Romi,
Akaginite, Darolac, Telinc1,
LX5, EternityLarva, dtothefourth
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Patches
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GreenHammerBro, Erik, Major Flare,
Maarfy, imamelia, worldpeace,
MrCheeze, leod, Roy,
JackTheSpades, Zeldara109, Chdata,
zkip, Alcaro, LX5,
RussianMan, Ringodoggie, HyperHacker,
p4plus2, andy_k_250, SkywinDragoon,
Davros, Lui37, TheBiob, Minimay,
WhiteYoshiEgg
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Music
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KKevinM, Dippy, Pinci, Exodustx0, Maxodex, Infinity,
Ultima, musicalman, Sinc-X, Taffy, tcdw, ggamer77,
Masterlink
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UberASM/Patches
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GreenHammerBro, Ladida, edit1754, LX5
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Tools
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Kipernal, TheBiob, JackTheSpades,
randomdude999, RPG Hacker, Alcaro,
p4plus2, Tattletale, FuSoYa,
Vitor Vilela
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Playing the hack
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You <3
human credits.txt
== Credits ==
I forgot to take note of what resources were used this entire process.
I kinda just had to look it up like the same day this is being submitted.
If I missed anyone, PM me (idol) on the ol' SMW Central.net.
This hack was built ontop of the BLDC Baserom - as such, anyone credited
in the creation of that baserom should also get some credit here.
I've attached a copy of the BLDC Baserom credits along with this.
== Global Graphics ==
Katrina - Resplendent Global Graphics
idol - Custom Mario Maker One-Ways & Sexy 1F0 Graphics
xXEmmanXx - The Ladder
mit - Title Screen & Reset Font
Katrina - Distinctively Square Overworld Graphics
== Global ASM ==
Tattletale & lolcats439 - Block Duplication Fix v1.5
Alcaro, lx5, & wiiqwertyuiop - Donkey Kong Country 2 Navigation Arrows
Ice Man - HDMA v3.5
HammerBrother - Level Constrain v3.0
WhiteYoshiEgg - Message Box Expansion
Erik, Minimay, & WhiteYoshiEgg - Overworld Indicators v1.4.1
MarioE - Fade-in Pack v1.1
Alcaro & Smallhacker - Extended "Extended OW Level Names"
Erik & TheBiob - NSMBWii-Style Random Title Screen and Movement
Mandew - Goodbye Football RNG
== Various Music ==
Dispace - Kururin Paradise - Park Land (Night) (Title Screen)
Dippy - Radix - Linda's World (Map 1)
KevinM - Bahamut Lagoon - Desert Daphira (Map 2)
Dippy - 1001 Spikes - Mysterious Water (World 3) (Map 3)
Below are specific resources per level. Have fun.
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== useful strategy guide for this hack (play me first), by idol & S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Shiny Ninetales - Shin Kidou Senki Gundam Wing: Endless Duel - Shenlong Stage
Kopejo - Grassland Tileset 2015
idol - Various Yoshi's House + Berry edits.
- Music -
Dispace - Sonic CD (JP/EU) - Collision Chaos Good Future
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== Floravale, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Katrina - Resplendent Grassland Sets
- ASM -
mikeyk - Piranha Sideways v1.0
- Music -
ggamer77 - Asterix & Obelix Soundtrack (Countryside)
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== Janctze River, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Brutapode89 - The Revenge of the Smurfs - The Bzz Fly Strike
Berk - Super Mario All-Stars: Super Mario Bros. 3 - Water (edited by idol)
Wavee - Watertown
- ASM -
imamelia - Orange Platforms Disassembly
- Music -
Taffy - Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards - Aqua Star 3
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== Chiasm and Undoing, by idol ==
- Graphics -
idol - Super Princess Peach - Really Cool Layer 3 Wave Lines (not on site)
Skewer - Mountain
Teyla - Rocky Coastline
- ASM -
dtothefourth - SMM-Style Sprite Stacking (not on site)
- Music -
Pinci - Knuckles' Chaotix - Evening Star
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== Thomas Harris Presents The Silence of the Slams, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Shiny Ninetales - Freedom Planet - Aqua Tunnel
PercentN - City
Magi - Squadhack Desert Tileset (not on site)
- ASM -
Erik - Layer 2 Smash Sideways
- Music -
Dippy - Epic Pinball - Crash and Burn
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== i heard this song in a siivagunner video, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Roberto zampari - Mega Man X2 - Flame Stag (Lower)
Wavee - Grassland
Kopejo - Grassland Tileset 2015
idol - Super Princess Peach Cave BG (Layer 2 & 3) (not on site)
- ASM -
Mandew - Bouncing Spiny Egg
Mandew - Boost Platform
- Music -
tcdw - Mamorukun Curse! - Karakuri Spirits
Ultima - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky - Lower Brine Cave
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== Oedipus at Gondwana, by idol ==
- Graphics -
idol - the cool BG Layer 2 & 3. i dont remember what game they're from. i think a sonic game? (not on site)
Magi - Squadhack Desert Tileset (not on site)
idol - the VERY cool custom Rex GFX (not on site)
- ASM -
Ladida - Cluster Effects Pack
RussianMan - Chasing & Hidden Rex
Erik - Bouncing Rex
Erik - Sliding Rex
- Music -
Exodustx0 - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red/Blue Rescue Team - Mt. Blaze Peak
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== a clint eastwood movie, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Gamma V - Desert Dunes and Pyramids
Gamma V - Desert Pyramids
Magi - Squadhack Desert Tileset (not on site)
- ASM -
6878 - Rock/Bomb Throwing Monty Mole
Erik - Flying Pokey
Roy & Sonikku - Quicksand Blocks
Roy - Explosion Sensitive Blocks
- Music -
ggamer77 - Asterix & Obelix Soundtrack (The Mountains)
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== nitro discord (tm), by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Roberto zampari - BS Kaizou Tyoujin Shubibinman Zero - Stage 4 (Cave)
idol - Yoshi's Island DS - Sky Lines
PercentN - Crystal
- ASM -
Ymro - Portable TNT v1.2
- Music -
musicalman - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze - Scorch 'n' Torch
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== a tale of a lesbian who was scared of elevators, by idol ==
- Graphics -
Katrina - Resplendent Grassland Sets
Katrina - Resplendent Crystal Cave
- ASM -
Sukasa - Elevator
Erik - Koopa Shell, spawns kicked
imamelia - Bowser Statue Disassembly
imamelia - Bowser Statue Fireball Disassembly
imamelia - Sparky/Fuzzy and Hothead Disassembly
Darolac & Mandew - Invisible Sprite Killer Box v1.1
- Music -
Maxodex - Shiny Crystals
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== quantum creep, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Roberto zampari - BS Kaizou Tyoujin Shubibinman Zero - Stage 4 (Cave)
idol - Yoshi's Island DS - Sky Lines
PercentN - Crystal
- ASM -
dtothefourth - Teleport / Interact Cursor
- Music -
Ultima - Clannad - Incessant
Dippy - Jazz Jackrabbit - Boss
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== don't enter this house it's gonna be a hot dumpster fire, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Roberto zampari - BS Kaizou Tyoujin Shubibinman Zero - Stage 4 (Cave)
idol - Super Princess Peach - Shriek Mansion Inside (not on site)
- Music -
Infinity - Super Mario Party - Kamek
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== North Aerolina, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Zamo - Mushrooms
Gamma V - Clouds and Mushrooms
Gamma V - Clouds
- ASM -
6878 - NSMB Propeller Block
S.N.N. - the cool block that breaks when the propeller goes into it (not on site, thank fucking god)
- Music -
KevinM - Mega Man & Bass - Museum
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== swallowing an entire ghost pepper ON CAMERA, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Shiny Ninetales - Doraemon 3: Nobita to Toki no Hougyoku - Castle
PercentN - City
Magi - Squadhack Desert Tileset (not on site)
- ASM -
Alcaro - Pendulum Firebar
Erik - Giant Reflecting Fireball
- Music -
Masterlink - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga - Bowser's Castle
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== my cold dead heart, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Luigi-San - DoReMi Fantasy: Milon no DokiDoki Daibouken - Ice World
idol - Yoshi's Island DS - Sky Lines
Katrina - Cool Snow Set (not on site - released at a C3 & an ExGFX contest)
idol - That Rockin Snowman Decor From Super Mario Maker 2 (not on site)
- ASM -
Mandew - Venus Flyin' Trap
Sonikku & wuffalo - Amazing Flying Puntin' Chuck
- Music -
Fullcannon - ActRaiser - North Wall
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== Spectral Metropolis, by S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Gamma V - Hex City (FG + BG)
- ASM -
DigitalSine, JackTheSpades & mikeyk - Roto Disc V1.1
RussianMan - Flyin' Disco Shell
Erik - Line-Guided Springboard
- Music -
Dippy - Unreal Tournament '99 - Forgone Destruction
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== fin, by idol & S.N.N. ==
- Graphics -
Roberto zampari - BS Kaizou Tyoujin Shubibinman Zero - Stage 4 (Cave)
idol - Super Princess Peach - Shriek Mansion Inside (not on site)
idol - Yoshi's Island DS - Sky Lines
PercentN - Crystal
- Music -
Infinity - Super Mario Party - Kamek
Dippy - Jazz Jackrabbit - Boss
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A special thank you to FPzero and Gbreezesunset for playtesting.
Thanks to Dodecehdahdareon for streaming this and breaking the
shit out of it. Hope it's all fixed up now!
Also thanks to ldad for streaming this after it was accepted on the site
and finding a softlock. Whoops! All fixed now as of 1/19/2020.
And a super special thank you to Super Maks 64, Mellonpizza, and Medic for
last minute ASM help.
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And finally, here's some cool ASCII Mice art I found on the internet:
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