Qzeq Pls Download Game




Qzeq brought up an interesting point in one of his recent videos. That being if an itch.io upload has his name in it, he will probably see and play it. I thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny…” then went all out on this poor SNES game. This romhack features lots of memes, jokes, memes and jokes about youtubers, a deceitful tax collector that’s causing actual horror on the world, and references to popular media! Content warning: Includes some swear words and references. UPDATE v1.1: I hope this isn’t too much of a hassle, but I updated the romhack. This is mainly because it was only after testing and posting that I discovered two crashes and some unmentioned credits. Very sorry for that one, once again I hope it’s fine for an update. A full list of changes can be found as a new txt file that comes with the hack. UPDATE: v1.2: Fixed multiple complains.
Extra Files:
changes v1.3 (Updated for 1.3).txt
Version 1.3 Changes:
- Updated some overworld level icons.
- Added a new room to INTERNET GAME. and it's right when you first enter the dungeon area.
- I forgot to credit the pizza theme! (Bad)
- Also I'm keeping the previous changes below now.
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Version 1.2 Changes:
- Added the Doom font to the #1 MY HOUSE level.
- Changed some features in the EMPATHY ISLAND 3 level. It's a little easier, there is now a midway, and a secret exit. This brings the full count to 20 exits, although, that area is not finished yet. Hair Toad lets you know this.
- Changed some features in the COMPRESSED SHELVES level.
- Which includes an entirely new area for the room with the key hole.
- Changed some features in the INTERNET GAME. level. This includes small changes, and an extra room.
- Some tiles in the level had the wrong collision too.
- Also the message box now actually has useful information in it.
- I also changed how the clouds look in final area.
- Bartholomew now only drops 3 steel balls instead of 6.
- Changed some things with the steel ball bouncing.
- Changed Bartholomew phase 3 slightly.
- "Bassoon Megalovania" is now optimised, as fun as that thunder + double jump combo sound was to me. (Wait nevermind no way just tested and it still does that, try it out I guess.)
- Changed the Bartholomew cutscene.
- Slightly changed Bartholomew's sprites.
- Changed the mechakoopa sprites.
- Added the Optimised Spotlight patch so the dark room runs better.
- The key hole room in the DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON level now lets you go back through the pipe.
- Added a new meme to DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON. Unfortunate.. is what you should be thinking when you find it. It means something about that damn level.
- Updated the title screen to look like SpongeBob Jellyfish Dodge Plug n Play.
- Updated Qzeq's sprites to look more like him.
- Added a custom sprite for finger gun fireballing while in the air.
- Turned the switch palaces into custom levels instead of the original ones.
- Slightly changed the Home Depot guy sprites.
- Slightly changed the chuck sprites.
- The powerup you get from carrying an item into the goal post now moves slower.
- Changed some layer 3 elements, like the item box now looking like the Minecraft challenge advancement frame.
- Every level now has 5 dragon coins.
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Version 1.1 Changes:
- Reverted the funny "visual glitch" I intentionally gave powerups, because turns out it is more than a visual glitch. It actually crashes the game sometimes, and even gives you every powerup number.
- Powerups from the item box now fall painfully slow. (Should this stay or no?)
- Fixed some overworld tiles.
- Credits txt file was missing some assets I used. (Sorry bruhnaliskies, your patches and samples are incredible fr not lying.)
- Changed the colors of Fire Qzeq+ (Luigi) to make it more obvious you have the fire powerup.
- Some letters placed in the "INTERNET GAME." level were solid where they shouldn't be, so I fixed that.
- Added the correct note block graphics for the "INTERNET GAME." level. There are also now wigglers in the level.
- Wigglers now also have 0 segments, meaning it is just the head.
- Changed the chucks to look like rexes. (diagonal mario reference)
- Slightly altered the "EMPATHY ISLAND 1" level.
- Slightly altered the "EMPATHY ISLAND 3" level.
- Red horizontal flying koopas now properly turn into charging chucks, whereas before the sprite they turn into is just called "Unused" (Sprite 96) and it sometimes crashes the game.
- Changed the position of the "PRESS UP" text in the Home Depot guy cutscene room.
- Slightly changed the Bartholomew sprite
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Version 1.0 changes:
- Original
QZEQ CREDITS (Updated for 1.3).txt
Credits (In order of appearance:)
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Graphics: "Doom - Font" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=25690
(I had to modify it slightly to fit in 2bpp format)
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Patches: "Donkey Kong Country 2 Navigation Arrows" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=16422
Patches: "No More Sprite Tile Limits v1.2.1" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=24816
Patches: "Replace Cape with Double Jump v2.00" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=21110
Patches: "Optimized Spotlight" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=31317
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Sprites: "Gun" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=31442
Sprites: "Blooper" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=23857
Sprites: "Spiny Boss" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=3723
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Music (Miss:) "Astronomia - Coffin Dance" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=23523
Music (Game Over:) "Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart (Short Meme Version)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=29352
Music (Level Clear:) "Lazy Town - We are Number One! (Super Mario World Stage Clear Remix)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=32972
Music (Boss Clear:) "Pizza Tower - Boss Defeated" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=33643
Music (P Switch:) "Cave Story - Access" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=7293
Music (Keyhole:) "Windows 2000 - Startup" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=22273
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(Some music was included in the "Thirty Dollar Website" sample pack.)
Music: "Deltarune - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=28383
Samples: "Thirty Dollar Website" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=33230
Music: "The Simpsons Arcade Game - Downtown Springfield" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=16980
Music: "The Simpsons - Opening" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=7983
Music: "Super Mario Kart - Battle Mode" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=25946
Music: "F-Zero - Big Blue" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=22060
Music: "Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Robotnik" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=21855
Music: "Super Mario World - Miss (Remix)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=33738
Music: "Super Mario World - Athletic Theme (PAL Version)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=14249
Music: "Pokémon Black/White - Driftveil City" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=21905
Music: "New Super Mario Bros. - Mushroom Waltz" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=35813
Music: "UNDERTALE - Another Medium" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=35592
Music: "Spider-Man 2 - Pizza Theme" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=28016
Music: "DOOM II: Hell on Earth - Running from Evil" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=33023
Music: "Remove Kebab (Chrono Trigger Style)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=16935
Samples: "Bruh Sound Effect #2" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=18694
Samples: "Minecraft 1.14 Note Block Samples" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=19665
Music: "Billy Joel - Piano Man (Short meme version)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=29354
Music: "Mario is Missing! (NES) - World Map" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=28684
Music: "New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Ghost House" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=28628
Music: "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - Sad Song" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=15536
Music: "Super Mario Land - Birabuto Kingdom" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=34353
Music: "Family Computer Disk System - Start Up" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=34788
Music: "Undertale - MEGALOVANIA" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=13771
Music: "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - Weapons Factory" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=19164
Music: "SpongeBob SquarePants - Electric Zoo" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=35862
Music: "New Super Mario Bros. - Overworld" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=7250
Music: "Werewolf: The Last Warrior - Werewolf's Power" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=31569
Samples: "Metal Pipe" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=35517
Music: "Trials of Mana - Distant Wind" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=34089
Music: "Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time - Boss Theme" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=35289
Music: "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - Bowser's Castle (Second Time)" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=7222
Music: "Undertale - It's Showtime!" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=13916
Samples: "Super Mario RPG" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=25677
Samples: "Sans' Voice" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=22526
Music: "Wario Land 4 - Hurry Up!" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=21675
Music: "Deltarune - Attack of the Killer Queen" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=28670
Music: "EarthBound - Franky" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=20245
Music: "Mario Kart DS - SNES Mario Circuit 1" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=19871
Music: "Fleeing the Complex - Distraction" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=32130
Music: "OMORI - By Your Side." https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=29996
Music: "Super Mario 3D World - World Bowser" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=11467
Music: "Luis Fonsi - Despacito" https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=17850
I wasted my time making almost every graphic myself (Except the gun and doom font)
Shout out:
- Qzeq (himself)
- Let's Game It Out
- Microwave Society
- It'sJim
- Home Depot Guy
- 1012_ (We're making a Minecraft domino video soon)
- TinkeringTurian
(Sorry I spelled your name wrong)
(Also sorry if this feels like an injustice to your incredible work. I "tried" to make it better now.)
- Spamton G. Spamton
- AlfaOxtrot
- Batata Douce because I put Moe in moonwalk mario to be funny before this
(Also sorry if I did more injustice there)
- Jeff realm besties!!
- Itch.io challenge
- Ignore previous post (Nothing a mega glove can't fix)
Other Versions (2)
Uploaded | Title | Author | Exits/Stars | Rating |
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28/03/24 | Qzeq Pls Download Game | 20 | 2 | |
21/11/23 | Qzeq Pls Download Game | 19 | 3.5 |